Son : Why has this jumper shrunk so much?
Mother : ……………
Son : OK , but please be more careful next time.
Well, I warned you to follow the washing instructions carefully
It hasn't! That jumper belongs to your little brother
Actually, I think it's that you're getting fatter
I really don't know. Let me have a look at it
I'm really sorry. I didn't realise it had to be washed by hand